I can honestly say that for the majority of my life i have not given much thought to boob size & it's impact or effect on things, except in maybe a humorous manner. Or a Dolly Parton reference. I certainly never desired a boob increse to improve my life in anyway, my winning personality and happy smile are enough right?
hmmmmm, where the hell have i been???
Example 1:
when i first started getting my boob expanders filled, i asked my darling plastic surgeon how many times he thought i should come in for expansions....his answer "How many houses to you want to sell?" - Good Point! I may end up writing a blog post one day titled "How Breast Cancer Improved my Career" I LOVE my plastic surgeon by the way.
Example 2:
One day after an expansion appointment, i asked my 12 year old daughter what she thought of the size, and should i get more...her answer "they look great of course you should get more - you will just have to walk out the door and you will get a boyfriend!" - well then, clearly i could have made my life easier YEARS ago - methinks i may have to work on that strategy with her a little....
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LOL to both!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Monday morning giggle, Nanette!
This post made me laugh out loud. I agree, you might have to talk to C about her dating strategy. :D
ReplyDeletei know lori! everytime i think about these i crack up. It's a whole new boob world.
ReplyDeletehaha! I love my sister. Until this year for me I would have said the same thing too!! Not that I'm looking for a boyfriend or anything but still.
ReplyDeleteboob expanders.....that sounds like something sold on a late night infomercial. :-)
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious! i often think of the reverse N. ;)
ReplyDeleteAhhhh the greatness of boobs...... This post cracks me up Nanette :)
ReplyDeleteHysterical to the max. Though I fear C may be onto something. My own kiddo has considerably more boobage at 15 than I did at her age. She's already been through her first boyfriend while I didn't have my first until I was at least 17.
ReplyDeleteI personally used to go for the boyish small boob kind when I was 17...but my wife changed all that!
ReplyDeleteoh my...too funny! i always wanted smaller ones until olivia sucked the life and even size out of them while nursing! now i miss those large c's terribly! plus you get to have both sides even...i want to meet this surgeon! -Lily
ReplyDeleteHmmm.... As I see it, there are other considerations: 1. Boobs and running, NOT a good combo. 2. 15 year old boobs sharing the same body with a 65 year old butt, another scary one. But, men and money - now, there's a good one! :-)
ReplyDeleteBalance out the income increase with the tilting forward too far. It's good that you are bringing this subject out in the open. It's kinda like discussions of bullyism and its forms of sexism and racism, let's get them out in the open!
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